***0A программистов продукт решили сделать,
Один спросил "А деньги где?", и их осталось 9.
9 программистов предстали перед боссом,
Один из них не знал FoxPro, и их осталось 8.
8 программистов купили IBM,
Один сказал "Мак рулез!", и их осталось 7.
7 программистов хотели help прочесть,
У одного накрылся винт, и их осталось 6.
6 программистов пытались код понять,
Один из них сошел с ума, и их осталось 5.
5 программистов купили CD-ROM,
Один принес китайский диск-+ - остались вчетвером.
4 программиста работали на Си,
Один из них хвалил Паскаль, и их осталось 3.
3 программиста в сети играли в DOOM,
Один чуть-чуть замешкался, и счет стал равен двум.
2 программиста набрали дружно: "win"
Один устал загрузки ждать-+- остался лишь 1.
1 программист все взял под свой контроль,
Hо встретился с заказчиком, и их осталось 0.
0 программистов ругал сердитый шeф,
Потом уволил одного, и стало их FF.

***0A young programmers began to work online,
One didn't pay for Internet, and then there were 9.
9 young programmers used copies that they made,
But one was caught by FBI, and then there were 8.
8 young programmers discussed about heaven,
One said "It's Windows 95!", and then there were 7.
7 young programmers found bugs they want to fix,
But one was fixed by the bug, and then there were 6.
6 young programmers were testing the hard drive,
One got the string "Format complete", and then there were 5.
5 young programmers were running the FrontDoor,
The BBS of one was hacked, and then there were 4.
4 young programmers worked using only C,
One said some good about Pascal, and then there were 3.
3 young programmers didn't know what to do,
One tried to call the on-line help, and then there were 2.
2 young programmers were testing what they done,
One got a virus in his brain, and then there was 1.
1 young programmer was mighty as a hero,
But tried to speak with user, and then there were 0.
Boss cried:"Oh, where is the program we must have?!"
And fired one programmer, and then there were FF.